The elusive O word

**Listen Kiddos, here’s the disclaimer your mom and dad probably want me to give you. There is going to be stuff your parents don’t want you seeing here. Here’s the disclaimer for you: There won’t be any pictures. Just words. I know, I suck. Sorry. **

Orgasms, the very things that make life a little more bearable. They send chemicals like serotonin and oxytocin throughout our veins, making us feel like our vaginas just hugged something real nice and our penis’s just let go of a heavy load. (This post is going to be filled with sexually cladden puns. You’ve been warned.) So, if they’re so awesome and our body is supposed to make them happen when we rub the right way, why are they so elusive?

Bad Luck?

Crappy Timing?

Wrong hole? (Heh heh….)

It could be any of those things, but what it mostly likely is due to, is Anatomy and Physiology. Say wha? Yes, your anatomy, or the way you were built, and your physiology, the way you work. If you landed on the genetically bad side of luck, you have a loose vagina or a small penis. If you landed on the good side, you have a tight vagina and an over average but not large penis. Yes gentlemen, there is such a thing as too big, I don’t care what women say. If it looks like you’re hiding a small child in the front of your parents, you aren’t lucky, you’re cursed. That’s another story for another day though. 

Or maybe, it’s just inexperience?

*gasp* I said it! Maybe you just don’t know what you’re doing. That’s not a bad thing, it means you get the fun of learning how to do it correctly. 


6 Replies to “The elusive O word”

  1. I don’t think having a loose vagina or a small penis have anything to do with ones ability to cum. Yes, it’s about learning your anatomy and how you work, but to say someone’s ability to orgasm is linked to their bad luck in getting a loose vagina or small penis is a bit far fetched. A guy having a small dick, although unfortunate, does not mean he’s incapable of cumming. A female, being that most women cum via their clit, means that it doesn’t matter how loose their vagina is, in fact, for many, no penetration is needed to cum being that the clit is where the magic happens.

    And yes, have fun while exploring what gets you off, but be safe 😉

    1. This is true, but also one has to consider the fact there might not be an attraction to it. It also needs to be considered that those unfortunate Anatomy issues in folks do have an effect on others, depending on whom they choose as a sexual partner.

      1. There’s plenty more to sex than penetration. Those anatomy issues, small penis or loose vagina, shouldn’t really be a major factor. Yes, they are unfortunate, but any mature sexual human can look past that, plus it just gives more of a reason why everyone should fine tune their oral skills or experiment with toys.

      2. If I wrote this article, I’d tell everyone to masturbate. Get to know themselves first, then share with their partners. Also, learn the anatomy of your desired sex. Understanding whats what helps. For instance, boys, learn where exactly and what the clit is and what your partner likes when you’re stimulating her clit. Everyone is built differently and enjoys different things.

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