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Orgasms, the very things that make life a little more bearable. They send chemicals like serotonin and oxytocin throughout our veins, making us feel like our vaginas just hugged something real nice and our penis’s just let go of a heavy load. (This post is going to be filled with sexually cladden puns. You’ve been warned.) So, if they’re so awesome and our body is supposed to make them happen when we rub the right way, why are they so elusive?
Wrong hole? (Heh heh….)
It could be any of those things, but what it mostly likely is due to, is Anatomy and Physiology. Say wha? Yes, your anatomy, or the way you were built, and your physiology, the way you work. If you landed on the genetically bad side of luck, you have a loose vagina or a small penis. If you landed on the good side, you have a tight vagina and an over average but not large penis. Yes gentlemen, there is such a thing as too big, I don’t care what women say. If it looks like you’re hiding a small child in the front of your parents, you aren’t lucky, you’re cursed. That’s another story for another day though.
Or maybe, it’s just inexperience?
*gasp* I said it! Maybe you just don’t know what you’re doing. That’s not a bad thing, it means you get the fun of learning how to do it correctly.